Next time someone famous dies, do yourself a favor and read this strip. It'll save you hours of watching the news, even the news channels that can devote more time to a story. Unless you're a Captain Janks fan, but I tried to find his Wikipedia page (which was deleted and archived here) I've been reading up on what he's been up to lately, and he's got his own troubles
And now you don't have to keep the news on all day to find out about Fred Travelina.