You know how NASA has a press conference about a meteor narrowly missing the Earth? Cracked.com has something similar: 6 near miss movie bombs. Also: the 9 most obnoxious memes to escape the internet tubes.
John Ostrander writes about the amusement park they're planning for Iraq. And learns something Dave Sim once wrote: no matter how weird I try to be, real life beats me to it.
And I hate to put this in a dis n dat, but I have nothing else to add: Will Elder has passed away.