From our "Duh!" Department: Five years later, the White House admits fault in "Mission Accomplished" banner. The color of the sky in W's world isn't blue, but it's one micro-shade closer.
Paula Abdul critiques an American Idol contestant's second song before he sings it.
Ernie Colon and Sid Jacobson find new life in comics, sadly in our brave new world.
Steven Grant's latest column, where he touches upon topics in comics and politics, among other things. He writes 'What mostly amuses me is the statement of voter i.d. backers that this measure will "safeguard public confidence in the integrity of elections.' Seems to me trustworthy voting machines would go a lot further..." I hear ya.
And finally: The Onion's Election Glossary.