From Joe's journal:I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Then I want you to go to your journal, blog, or whatever; copy and paste this allowing your friends and readers (including myself) to ask you anything.
I'll even answer the questions Joe's been asked:

Would you rather date Kyle Munson or Register Staff Reporter? Don't know who they are
If you had to choose between Florida being nuked or Iowa, which would it be? Iowa, reminds me too much of Indiana
How old were you when you lost your virginity, and were you thinking of one of your teachers? Or She-Hulk? If that's too personal, which comic book babe would you make your (woman) if you could? 18. Marvel, She-Hulk; DC, Black Canary.
If you weren't a writer, what would you do with your fabulous self? Radio Talk-Show Host.
Name something you love that others would find hilarious - a movie, musician, etc. that you know you shouldn't like, but is your guilty pleasure. (Hanson, anyone?) Listening to disco music.
If you could pick anybody in the world to join our already kickass apartment-building family, who would it be? I'm not in that group, but Jack Black.
And here's my answers to the questions I asked Joe:
Betty or Veronica? Betty.
Ginger or Mary Ann? Yes. Being a Marilyn Monroe fan, it was Ginger, but after meeting Dawn Wells, my answer changed.
Ice Cream: Vanilla or Chocolate? Vanilla